Saturday, February 05, 2005

NEWS FLASH !! BIN LADEN SIGHTING

BIN LADEN

Bin Laden was sighted at the home of Senator Ted Kennedy this weekend.
Sources say that Bin Laden was seeking help with new terrorist techniques.
Bin asked Ted to teach him how to sing. No one knows how long Bin and Ted sang,
but it is said that Ted was over-heard telling Bin that torture is an American culture.

Later, Home Land Security, acting on a tip, sent in the F.B.I.

When officials arrived, Bin Laden was gone. However, Teddy was sitting in the front yard crying, and mumbling something about Binny left me. He then asked the F.B.I. agents, "Do you wan'ta sing with me?"


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